爆笑英语
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑地接待了他:
前台小姐:Hello?
老外:Hi.
前台小姐:You have what thing?
老外:Can you speak English?
前台小姐:If I not speak English, I am speaking what?
老外: Can anybody else speak English?
前台小姐:You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.
老外:My God. Anybody else here can speak English?
前台小姐:Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.
老外:I want to speak to your head.
前台小姐:Head not zai. You tomorrow come.
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