昨晚热得睡不着，舍友几个一块聊，

                                                                         你推我攘加欢笑，热火朝天好热闹，

                                                                         忽闻外面一声叫，原本以为老师到，

                                                                         只见某男在门外，衣着打扮真奇怪，

                                                                         威风凛凛像大使，正想询问有何事，

                                                                         只见手上拿着纸，原来是要去拉屎，

                                                                         一听此举皆震惊，舍友纷纷诉苦情，

                                                                         此人什么都不行，就是拉屎最出名，

                                                                         香飘十里不用说，闻了叫人直哆嗦，

                                                                         一个两个三四个，眼皮翻过吐白沫，

                                                                         舍友他们不想死，慌忙逃到2  0  4，

                                                                         碰巧老师来巡视，当头棒喝加怒斥，

                                                                         半夜三更不上床，竟然还玩捉迷藏，

                                                                         跑来跑去惊动大，整栋楼层都被吓，

                                                                         幸好我还够坚强，蒙上被子把头藏，

                                                                         尽管余臭在绕梁，死憋强忍才过关，

                                                                         承认我也讲了话，这点确实也不假，

                                                                         如今作首打油诗，向您保证一些事，

                                                                         以后黑灯不讲话，要是讲话任你罚！