1. 下班回家进厨房,
    吃完晚饭就上床                                                         领了工资存银行,                                                         出门最远到商场,
                                                                                  一生只上一张床.
        整改方案:
     下班可以不回家,
     几点上床由着她,
     领了工资自己花,
     想到哪花到哪花,
                                                                              随心所欲披婚纱.
        努力方向:
     下班不用进厨房,
     可以整夜不上床,
     别人工资买时装,
     自己工资存银行,
     爱到哪里自己想,
                                                                                          后备情郎排成行.
                                                                                                             女人这辈子吧,挺难，

                                                                                                                                 漂亮点吧,太惹眼;

   不漂亮吧,拿不出手;

  学问高了,没人敢娶;

  学问低了,没人要;

  活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;

                                                                              矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;

                                                                                                   会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;

                                                                                                                              不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;                                                自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;

 让男人养吧,说你傍大款;

  生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;

                                                                           不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,

                                                                                                              做女人真难.

                                                                                                                              所以,女人就要对男人狠点,

 对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,

 一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,

 就会有别人,花你的钱,

                                                                              住你的房,玩你的男人,

                                                                                                   睡你的床,还会撕你的照片，

                                                                                                                                              打你的娃